It’s Never Joe, 🤡

It’s Never Joe, 🤡 —A Good Will Huntington Beach Blog Post for the Silicon Valley Grods Dear G🤡og, It’s never Joe.👋 I’ve never said “Joe” in my life unless I was talking about a plumber, a GI, or somebody who bought Folgers in the ‘90s (yeah i drink Folgers instant...

🌀The Marquee Gospel

or We Don’t Need No JavaScript Yo. Gather ’round the source code, children. This one’s for the browsers that remember how to *feel*. Let’s talk about the bloated beast in the terminal: **JavaScript.** You don’t need it. You’ve been hypnotized. You’ve been...

# Why We Renamed CERN to Sharon  

or *How to Run a Particle Collider from a Garage in Missouri* You ever stand in your garage at 3 a.m. with Pedialyte in one hand, a vape in the other, and suddenly realize you could run a multi-billion-dollar particle collider better than a thousand men in Geneva?...